This page was last updated on: January 28, 2005
Hi, Renegade here! By being really sneaky, we have managed to find out all the updates Custer was going to bring you this year, but which somehow he forgot about... |
Um, this is a work in progress - I have to think of more suitably peculiar and warped stuff, okay? |
Monday January 1st 2001: Sharpknux has hangover. Slam was working on a new map, RocketRun29, which has everyone falling off tiny paths into the sun while only using NerfCannons. |
Wednesday January 3rd 2001: Player3 releases new map, with two forts floating over two asteroids joined by a river, set during the Civil War, with only ballzookas: FloatingCivilBalls. Sharpknux says his hangover is getting better. Crosswinds servers are down for 30 minutes in the early evening. |
Thursday January 4th 2001: Boomslang releases new Beta map, DodoHunt. Three hours later Dodo releases a map called ****Hunt. Player3 starts a new clan, Twelve Man Clan - he is still eleven players short, though... |
Friday January 5th 2001: Blade wakes up with a headache, asks if it is 2001 yet. Crosswinds servers are down for an hour in the late afternoon. Homestead downloads actually work for 43 minutes in the late evening. Sharpknux issues his new map pack, comprising Matrix7, BattleSpheres12, and Large Place With Lotsa Rooms Remix... |
Saturday January 6th 2001: Troy wakes up, makes a dash for the bathroom, falls over the cat, and goes back to bed, complaining of a headache. SLAM issues NABCOMMANDERv3.8; nobody is quite sure what it does, but all the boxes and buttons sure do look impressive! Sharpknux's latest new map is Large Place With Lotsa Rooms Remix 1-1. |
Sunday January 7th 2001: Justin claims new record of 127,603 points in 15 minutes in FrigateRemix; mind you, he persuaded 12 other people to stand still while he used the whomper! FeEdiKo claims 127,604 points 40 minutes later. |
Monday January 8th 2001: Justin has new record of 8,736,201 points for 10 minutes in Moonlight Bonus; the only other player at the time, SLAM, is treated for shock, after trying to say something...but no words would come for the first 3 hours. |
Tuesday January 9th 2001: Hobbes announces that he has enough icepops stored outside to last him until August. Wheat Soup (a local Canadian delicacy), however, is liable to run out by early June, and peanut butter (the smooth kind) may not last beyond March, as he is down to the last five barrels. |
Wednesday April 4th 2001: NerfKing comes out of the shower, and announces that the last six months were only a dream, and that it is still only September. Men in white coats come round and take him away to an exclusive health farm... |
Wednesday June 27th 2001: SLAM releases a new map, Nerf Nation - and all our computers explode... |
